蔡细历的粉丝

6I班有个怪孩子。其实不只一个，他们是一党的，共有五六人。有时让人觉得好笑，有时却让人觉得困扰，因为他们还小，而不懂得节制自己的言行。

两个带头人叫做阿枫和阿Hoy。阿枫人如其名，一旦疯起来就停不了口，语不惊人死不休。害得我最近不得不祭出灵感取自运动比赛的五次犯规制。

个子中等的他留着一个小光头，从他左手仍穿戴着传统祈愿孩子乖巧的黑色手环，不难想象他的父母也一样为他的成长而劳心劳力。自从有一次上健康课时提到蔡细历的事件后，这人就不断在各堂课上宣言他的怪怪偶像。

每个人都知道他只是想引人注目，想把欢笑带给大家。我们又何曾不是那样呢？

只是阿枫啊阿枫，但愿你能够像PeiWoei般，成熟的果子能够早日在你的心灵发芽，让你知道笑有时，哭有时；言有时，听有时；动有时，静有时。而上Mr Lam的BM课，也就只剩下这短短的几个月了，希望和你们这班孩子能够在轻松而不失认真的情况下一起努力学习为UPSR冲刺，为你们宝贵的童年立下一个有意义的里程碑。

但愿有一天当考试的压力已风雨过境迁，风调雨顺时，我们能够细细的回味那一段闻"枫"起舞的年轻岁月。

P.S. 图为阿枫在补习讨论时听到嘉祺为他讲好话后"枫"性大发的下跪致谢。

Interesting Email on Election

While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter. And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it' s time to visit heaven." So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning." "Today you voted."

VOTE WISELY. CHOOSE HEAVEN OR HELL IN THE COMING ELECTIONS